Monday, November 7, 2011

Country mouse vs. City mouse


Paula Deen



I am good cook.  No, let me toot my own horn a bit more, I am a great cook.  I can throw things together and make just about anything taste good.  So it’s no surprise that this weekend I attended the metropolitan cooking and entertaining show in Washington, D.C.

While there we got to see the fantastic country cook, Paula Deen.  Now, I consider myself a southerner, but if I say it in front of my husband, who is from Long Island, N. Y., he will always pipe in with the fact that I wasn’t born in the south but New Jersey of all places.  It doesn’t matter that I have lived almost my entire life in the South; I am a northerner in his eyes.  And yes I have relatives that speak with a New Yawk accent!

No matter what he says, though, I am no stranger to southern cooking.  My first husband, Jerry, who died in a car accident, was born and raised in the south. (Thus passing my husbands criteria of a true southerner)  Jerry’s whole family was just like Paula Deen, boisterous, fun and incredibly good cooks.  Good country cooking subscribes to the theory of waste not--want not.   Country folk used what they had.  They had to grow their own food, raise livestock, and churn butter…and they used it-- liberally.  They were not fat because they worked hard.  And they all lived to ripe old ages.

So I consider myself lucky.  In my life, I have experienced the cuisine of the north and the south.  I have had knishes and Italian ices and I’ve have had hominy (not grits) cooked with sausage, corn pudding, and fresh churned butter, and fortunately for me, I am not fat.



What kind of regional foods do you like?  Are you a country mouse or a city mouse?

Thursday, November 3, 2011

The shoe that broke the closets back




“When it rains it pours.” 

“The straw that broke the camel’s back.”

We’ve all heard these old adages a million times in our lives but how many times do we actually live them?

We all know that there is a limit to everything, even closets.  What in the world can I be referring to?

The past few weeks have been exhausting.  I am getting ready for a big Art and Craft show this Saturday, my husband and I have both been sick with sinus infections, and work and laundry waits for no one. (The latter is a Crystal-adage)

Before taking a load off I noticed a stray shoe haphazardly shed in my pre-antibiotic delirium.   I mindlessly bent over, picked it up and put it on the upper closet shelf.  How was I to know that this simple little shoe would become that proverbial straw?

I went downstairs and sat down to take in a bit of television. 

“CRASH.”  “BANG.”  “BUMP.”

Was it the cat?  The dog?  Both were sleeping peacefully, one on the ottoman and the other in the Laz-e-boy.  My husband who had been sparring fruitlessly with his P.C. in the bedroom came rushing downstairs to tell me the closet had collapsed. 

“Are you kidding me?” 

Even so, I was totally unprepared for the sight I was to see. (The photo is a after picked up one and does not do justice to the actual event)  It looked as if…yes, it looked as if we had experienced a much stronger earthquake than last summer’s event.

And at that moment, while I stood there in bewilderment, I lived out the second adage.  The phone started ringing, and it was a woman who was trying to reach my brother who had left his cell phone at the bowling alley.  I tried to sound normal, helped all I could and hung up the phone only for it to start ringing again.  This time, my daughter was on the line saying a light in her kitchen had exploded and what should she do.  (You know I couldn’t make this stuff up right?)  I hung up and again it was the phone insisting to be answered, almost as if it was mocking me.  This time a phone solicitor…need I say more?

After picking up clothing, shoes, boxes and other storage items and putting them in the spare room till my closet gets a facelift, I realize as I lay me down to sleep that my life, is in actuality a situation comedy.  Anyone up for “Everybody loves Crystal”?



Tuesday, November 1, 2011

How to make mini origami shirt earrings




Lightweight and colorful, these earrings are easy and inexpensive to make.  Try your hand at the age-old art of origami.  I’ve tried to include plenty of photos…alas, hubby wasn’t around so I had to take them with one hand…click to enlarge for a better view.

You will need:

Origami paper (available at craft stores)

1 ½” head pin (gold or silver color as preferred)

Fishhook ear wires to match head pin

Needle nosed pliers, wire cutters

Scissors, ruler, tacky craft glue

Seed beads or tiny sequins



1. For each pair of earrings cut 2 rectangles 3 “ x 1 1/2”





2.  To make an origami shirt, fold the paper in half lengthwise.  Fold each side to the center fold line.  Turn over



3.  Fold top down 1/8” inch. Turn over.



4.  Fold each corner inward at an angle.  This represents the collar.





5.  Fold up the bottom end about ½” inch, crease.  Fold again to meet the top collar edge and tuck under color.  Shirt is made minus the sleeves.

FOLD THE SLEEVES:




This is how sleeves look inside when you open what you folded


6.  To make the sleeves…this is the only tricky part:  Reopen the shirt  at the bottom fold and pull out the corner edge a little bit and press down.  It will resemble a sleeve.  Refold back to shirt shape and smooth and crease all folds tucking bottom edge back under collar.



7.  To add the jewelry findings reopen the folds again and on the fold closest to the top poke a head pin in the center.  Add a bit of glue (This insures it will not open anymore) down the line of the head pin and refold, tucking securely under the color. Glue on a couple of seed beads or sequins for buttons.  Let dry completely.







 8.  When dry, trim the head pin to allow about an 1/8 of an inch coming out of the collar.  Using the needle nosed pliers bend to the left, then bending to the right to almost but not quite form a ring, slip on the fish hook ear wire making sure it is facing in the correct direction.  Continue bending until the edges close.






9.  Follow the steps to make the other earring.

HINT:  If you have trouble making the sleeves just leave them off.  The shirt still looks cute without sleeves.




Monday, October 31, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

No paint today, just folding-- teeny shirt earrings




I have not been painting much lately since I have been traveling and very busy with things, but I have been folding.  Folding you ask?  Origami is one of my favorite pastimes and I am happy to say I have brought many smiles to wait staff when I leave my tips in the form of…stars and animals and jewelry—created simply by folding a few dollar bills. (Or higher denominations)

I don’t only fold money, however, I also fold using the standard Japanese origami paper in the colorful prints and hues.  Which reminds me that if you are a man…you don’t have many choices when you want to deck out do you?  Your wife puts on a silky red dress, or a printed sheath and you go get your boring black or gray suit.  The only time you get to let your neatly shorn hair down is when you are on vacation and you can pull out that loud, and so cliché Hawaiian shirt.

Well, guys you gave me an idea and I started folding mini shirts that so remind me of the Hawaiian ones.  But what can I do with these one-inch high mini-shirts?  Sorry guys it isn’t going to perk up your wardrobe on the drab days of upcoming winter…but it will perk up your wives and girlfriends when they wear them on their ears.

If you would like a tutorial on how to make these mini shirt earrings…just leave it in the comments.  And soon, just like magic the instructions will appear…right here--crystal clearly. 

Have a great weekend! 


Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Creative Tuesdays--Autumn tales of a Stony man and a black twig


My Black Twig...colored pencil


My favorite time of year (at the moment) is autumn.  So what do I do to further enjoy the crisp and colorful fall days?  I take a little trip up to the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia. 

Yesterday my husband and I hiked the trail up stony man mountain to gaze at the colorful valley below.  Stony man you may ask?  When looking at the mountain many people see the silhouette of a bearded man lying down, hence the name.  Can you see him?  If you do you, my husband tells me that you have a creative mind, if you don’t then you are with him.  I must have looked a bit loony as I drew with my finger in the air the shape of the stony man.  My husband just looked at me and said he saw it, but I suspect he was just trying to shut me up.  I think it’s a right brain left brain thing.

Stony Man
                             (click the photo to enlarge to better view the snoozing mountain man)

This yearly sojourn is never over till we pick up some black twig apples. I know, again with the unfamiliar terms.  Black twig apples are an heirloom apple or antique if you wish.  I’m not saying that they are as old as that Chippendale chair in your living room, although they do last a bit longer than other varieties of apples.  I’m just saying that the apple has been around a long, long time. 

Black twig apples are a dark burgundy color.  They are a sweet/tart apple and originated in Tennessee around 1830.  Unfortunately this particular apple is a bit rare and I doubt you will find them sitting in a bin with the macintosh in the old grocery store.  The black twig apple happened to be a favorite of Andrew Jackson and was popular in 19th century Va.  If you keep them in the fridge they will last very long, almost till spring! 



And since the theme for CREATIVE TUESDAYS is Autumn I am linking this post so you can view my quick sketch of my and Pres Andrew's favorite apple, the Black Twig.  Have a great day enjoying the crisp autumn weather!  Now I am going to visit all the other Autumn posts and you should too! 


Saturday, October 22, 2011

Hit the runway with an easy to make feather barrette




Feathers are in.  You see them dangling from earrings and adding to hairstyles.  The prices to buy one can be a bit…well, lets just say, up there, but you can easily create a feather barrette for yourself or your fashion conscious little girl in minutes for pennies.

You will need:

Barrette available at your craft store or revamp an old one

Feathers (also available in small bags in the craft store)

Hot glue (adults will need to do this)

Glue sticks

Small buttons or other decorations for embellishing

Rhinestones

1.     Purchase or cut feathers to the desired length.  You will be applying them vertically to the barrette.  Starting on one side, and using a hot glue gun, place a small dot of glue on the barrette and attach a feather.  You will be attaching each feather one at a time.  It may be helpful if you use a toothpick or butter knife to push it down so as not to burn your fingers.  Work across barrette till you have filled the barrette.  Snip off any flyaway pieces.



2.     Start from one side and add a rhinestone.  Repeat on the other side, alternating each side, until you have the desired amount of rhinestones.  Glue the main embellishment in the center.  Or, if you prefer use all rhinestones across the barrette.








Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Is a picture worth a thousand words?




Last week I spent some time in Minot, North Dakota visiting my Air Force son, Sean.  We rode past the damaged houses and were shocked and saddened by the devastation caused by last summer’s flood.  I had heard about it and Sean had helped with sandbag positioning but nothing could prepare me for the actual areas affected. 

House after house lies empty with doors agape and windows missing. Many lost their belongings and they sit rotting on the streets or hanging from the bushes along the no longer swollen river. To make matters even more difficult the oil boom in North Dakota has brought hundreds of oil workers and is making it even more difficult to find housing.  I read in the local paper that unscrupulous investors have purchased houses and have doubled rents!  Why is it during disasters there is always someone who is looking to profit?? 

I talked to one woman who told me that she managed to get most of her things out in the 48 hours they had before the river overtook its banks. Many of her neighbors did not.  And almost no one carried flood insurance.

The pictures posted here are only a sampling of thousands.  If you can, I recommend that you donate to Minot flood relief.



http://minotredcross.org/











Monday, October 17, 2011

As Dorothy so eloquently stated…there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.


Roses at International Peace Garden



I’m back from my recent trip to North Dakota, and I have discovered that there is truly no place like home.

Don’t get me wrong; there are good things and bad things about every place where you may travel.  Let me briefly touch on the not so great things and then I will take a peek at the good things.

Who likes air travel?  I’m not a large person but the seats on airplanes just get more and more cramped and if you think I’m making that up, think again.  I know for a fact that many airlines will move up seats (yes they are movable) a few inches in each row.  What do they gain, two extra rows!  Your knees press into the back of the seat in front of you.  The good thing is that if you are a short person you feel quite a bit taller so it is a fantastic ego boost.

Does anyone really enjoy Hotel beds?  I have stayed in 4 and 5 star hotels and I have stayed in mediocre ones, and I find there is one thing that they all have in common.  They all have crappy beds.  I always bring my own pillow as well.  It all takes some getting used to, but usually by the time I am down with the bed and getting good sleep it’s time to leave.  In addition it is an unfamiliar room and I have a tendency to get up once during the night.  During this trip I exited the bathroom and turned a bit too quickly aiming for the bed and walked smack dab into the wall.  You would think that humans learn from experience, but the next night I did the same exact thing.  So this trip I walked around with a headache and a knot on my noggin.  The benefit of repeatedly knocking oneself in the head (although my husband just couldn’t understand how I could keep doing it) is that when I lay me down to sleep, I slept.

Staying entertained in an unfamiliar state can be a daunting task.  North Dakota is a pretty large state by comparison to say…Delaware.  It is however more sparsely populated.  Nothing wrong with that, but with more population comes things to do, restaurants, and stores.  We discovered that anywhere you go in North Dakota it’s going to be about 100 mile trip.  That’s jus the way it is and the locals just take this fact for granted. Growing up 40 miles from Washington D.C. you can imagine that this was quite the culture shock for me.  As for restaurants, well when we asked a local about a good place to eat he told us, um…Applebee’s.  And since we have several Applebee’s within 10 miles of our house, we stopped and smelled the roses (yes there were still some blooming in the Peace Garden) and made ourselves right at home. 

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Good Cris and Goof Cris





When I was a kid I loved Highlights magazine.  Are they even still in circulation? Anyway, in this magazine my favorite column was the “Goofus and Gallant” article.  Goofus was exactly what the name implies, always complaining and not very nice.  Gallant was every parent’s dream child.  Gallant was courteous, always Mr. nice guy.  So I thought why not a nod to two of my favorite kids?

In Autumn Good Cris loves...

Piles of multi colored leaves in all shapes and sizes

Goof Cris says…
Yuck, piles of multi colored leaves that need to be raked and removed.  Especially ones from the neighbors yard who don’t feel the need to rake and remove

Good Cris loves…

Crisp fall temperatures in the 50’s that require light jackets

Goof Cris says…
Brrrrrrrr

Good Cris loves...
Football

Goof Cris says…
Just leave me alone, that darn leaf raking can just wait till the Football game is over

Good Cris likes...
Halloween, Trick or Treaters and hand made costumes

Goof Cris says…
OMG, not the doorbell again!  Really now, bed sheets?

Good Cris likes...
Fall Festivals and Fairs of all types and sizes

Goof Cris says…
Hot dogs, French fries, cotton candy, kettle corn, Alka Seltzer

Good Cris looks forward to...
Craft shows where holidays start early

Goof Cris says…
No I don’t want to have a makeup party, I'm pretty enough thank you very much

Good Cris loves...
Carving pumpkins and the Pumpkin Patch with miles of various sized pumpkins

Goof Cris says…
What the **&&^^ is wrong with three triangles and a circle?

Good Cris enjoys...
Back to school sales and big yellow school buses

Goof Cris says…
Honestly, this can’t be the supply list for 4thgrade; it’s the size of War and Peace.

Good Cris loves...
All the multi colored mums

Goof Cris says…
No doggy, not there!

Good Cris likes...
Halloween leftover candy

Goof Cris says…
Can we say, Jenny Craig?

Just to be perfectly clear, I am not Goof Cris and any association to persons alive or dead are purely coincidental.  Honestly, I’m not Goof Cris.  If you think about it I could be Gallant Cris.  I mean she’s kind of nice and I’m nice.  Oh just forget it, it’s a parody lighten up…
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