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| Blue light fiasco |
A few years ago as my husband was putting up Christmas decorations, he slipped and fell off the roof. He broke his wrist, on one hand, his thumb on the other, had a hematoma in his leg and a concussion. Sounds bad, and it was. It took several months of recovery, but he was extremely lucky he made it out of that mess alive!
So the following Christmas I went on a hunt for a way to decorate our home for Christmas without pulling out the now taboo ladder. As I cruised around looking for ideas I noticed several houses that had tiny lights covering the entire front. After a little investigation, I learned they were laser projection lights. I had found the answer.
That year, however, was the first year of laser light introduction and they were as rare as hen’s teeth unless you shopped for Christmas decorations in July. So I spent hours looking in stores. When that didn’t pan out I took to the Internet. I was soon to discover that during that first year, laser lights will go down in history with the cabbage patch kids and beanie babies. Oh yeah, you could get them on eBay if you were willing to pay ten times its retail value. And if you went to a legitimate store, you could wait for months and by then you were thinking about sipping a Mai Tai by the pool.
I didn’t give up though and I found these large globe light strings with blue light projection. I thought, why not? You still had to string them up but at least you could hang them on the lower level porch and aim the projection towards the house. My husband used a chair to hang them, which in my estimation was even less safe than a ladder, but at least it was only three feet off the ground. He got them up without further injury unless you count a sore thumb from poor aim with a wayward tack hammer.
So the on the night of the unveiling, I was a little disappointed. To me, our house resembled a fish tank or a swimming pool with the dizzying projected blue moving lights. Not the Christmas feeling I was searching for. So, after Christmas, they landed in our basement of lost lights.
Next year, I was better prepared. As soon as the stores started putting out Christmas items I was there. Sure, it was August but the early bird gets the worm, right?
I found laser lights that had an enormous repertoire of light shows, red, green, blue, white, you name it. I was beyond excited. I felt like Jonas Salk must have felt when he discovered the first vaccine for Polio. It was an elation that would soon evaporate.
When we opened the box, the enormous round plastic globe looked cheap but convincing. Then we put it in the ground. No ladder, no chair, no injury, but also no good! The lights were large blurry, moved erratically. The cheap plastic remote was confusing but we kept it because, again when the actual Christmas season came around, there weren’t any other choices. We used it that year in moderation because I still didn't care for it.
And this year, when we hooked it up, the remote wouldn’t work. I replaced the batteries, checked the connections, and it still didn't work. And then I threw it at the wall and it shattered into a million pieces. File that under Crystal's epic fails. Unfortunately, there was no manual operation for it.
And this year, when we hooked it up, the remote wouldn’t work. I replaced the batteries, checked the connections, and it still didn't work. And then I threw it at the wall and it shattered into a million pieces. File that under Crystal's epic fails. Unfortunately, there was no manual operation for it.
Fast forward to this year. I went out and found a laser light. It was on sale! And they a ton of them on display! And this one does everything that I ever wanted. It has tiny stars that cover the entire house. It has images that project as well. It moves or stays still, however you choose. It’s metal, not plastic and for now, it’s perfect.
Until next year…when the next new thing appears on the horizon!
