Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Fortune Kooky #2




For those of you who follow my blog you already know that I have a love/hate relationship with Chinese fortune cookies. Sometimes you get a fortune and sometimes you get a statement.  And then…there are the times that you just get weird.  Lately, the weird is winning out.

I can tell you one thing…the next time I go to San Francisco I plan on visiting the Golden Gate Fortune cookie factory and get the details on how these bad boys are made. And if I’m lucky maybe I can get a peek at their resident wordsmith as well! 

Recent fortunes:

All I can say is ???????



Cheat sheet anyone?

A. Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-... That's all, folks.





17 comments:

laurie said...

mmmm, now those are confusing,

Theanne said...

but they make for a very intriguing post! ;-)

craftattack said...

Hmm, wonder who writes them? I wish them lots of wisdom and wit! valerie

Rita said...

Those are really strange ones! I would not be happy to find them in my cookie, either. Sounds like they are bored at work or penning these at the bar. ;)

Catherine Denton said...

Love your painting. These would make me want to keep eating them just to see what the next one said! Maybe that's the ploy...
Catherine Denton

Leovi said...

That cookie fun, I like the composition.

Magic Love Crow said...

How do you get these??? I never get get fortunes like this?? LOL! I think you should make a book up of them! My friend, nothing has came in the mail yet!! Sorry! Have a great day!

Craftymoose Crafts said...

I'm with Stacy...how to you get these reject fortunes??? Mine are always at least somewhat philosophical! Oh, and I've saved every one I ever gotten..for years!

Christine said...

oh those are terrible fortunes, I'm with you! But that is a nice fortune cookie you drew!

Heather said...

Oh nooooo they are toooo funny!

lenoracle said...

Hahahahah LOVE the teeth one. If I got that it would make sense, I've been having endless dental work done. Hilarious.

Lovely drawing. I did a series of fortune cookie paintings once, I really love the form and the way the highlights play off of them.

Faye said...

Wonderful painting of the forgune cookie. The posted "fortunes" are just too funny for words!

EVA said...

Love YOUR Fortune cookie - and yeah.... those are weird all right!

MimiTabby said...

happy PPF! what a fun blog!

Mimi Torchia Boothby Watercolors

Diana Evans said...

oh your cookie is perfection.....and the fortunes are a riot.....the same thing happen to us once...we got some really strange ones!!!! Happy PPF!!!!

RobanStudio said...

I love your painting too, and fortune cookies are my fav, but girl, you've been ripped off! What kinds of fortunes are those? I agree, you need to get to the source. :-)

Heather said...

hilarious post - wow - some cooky fortunes...out there...hee!
i love the illustration, too! xo

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