Thursday, May 5, 2011

Dagnabbit #3




It’s time for another edition of Crystal’s New American Captcha dictionary.

For those who are uninitiated…Captcha is the term used to describe the nonsensical words you must type before you are able to comment on blogs or even visit some sites.  In case you are wondering about my title let me enlighten you.  The title is my nod to the good old Elmer Fudd cartoons.  Elmer wanted to say “Dang rabbit,” (or even worse) and he avoided profanity by transposing the letters.  While typing captcha, some of us may need to avoid profanity, especially when we type it incorrectly.  Good old Elmer may have been the true inventor of captcha.

What follows are some real captcha words that I have received in recent days…. enjoy:

Admenchu  (ad-men-chu) n.  A mustache that sometimes extends into a tiny beard on an advertising executive.

Pilyrm – (pilly-room) n.  A slang name for a pharmacy.

Glecroo – (glee-crew) n.  Another name for a group of gleeks or those who are obsessed with the television program “Glee.”

Dishimet – (dish-I-met)  n. a machine (or human) that washes dishes.

Psyno – (si-no)  v. The answer to something we would rather not do.

Hirlogy – n. (hurl-ogy) Referring to the science of studying the effects of riding a roller coaster on the human digestive system.

11 comments:

Crystal Cook said...

Those are great! LOL! I really like admenchu. :) My husband would like that one too.

craftattack said...

Lovely words. my fave this week was pikinose - a strange dog or a bad habit?? Valerie

Heather said...

LOL - ademenchu??? so funny- i know, i want to get rid of these! I hate these...i always spell the word wrong - have a happy cinco de mayo

Magic Love Crow said...

So funny Crystal! I love Hirlogy! LOL! Have a great day!

LadyCat said...

Very funny : ) I should start writing down some of the funny ones. I can never remember them later.

maddyrose said...

OMG I can't stop laughing and it's not the new hormones I'm on. You are one funny lady. ;-D

Craftymoose Crafts said...

Too Funny! Love your captcha defs!

Jan said...

Crystal, these were so funny!!! I love your mind...it's so creative :D

Janice said...

Ha! Good ones!

lenoracle said...

Hahaha so cute! I love your definitions. Reminds me of one time a few of us were playing scrabble and a friend of mind kept making up words like that with his letters and making up definitions like yours. It was pretty funny.

(My captcha is reardst. Which i feel is the one who is most at the back)

Leovi said...

Very fun to play, but I have given the coincidence that in a post more or less erotic, get out a word of Captcha that coincided fully with the context. Also leave some languages ​​are in some profanity. Have a nice weekend.

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