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My husband recently informed me that I have a disease. It is not the infectious kind that causes worldwide epidemics. The disease from which I suffer is only apparent when I am in the vicinity of a shoe store. Yes, you read it right, I did say shoe store.
How many of you are shoe fanatics? Don’t just sit there now raise that hand. I know you’re out there. I saw you when I was standing in the line at DSW waiting to pay for yet another pair…or two.
Men just don’t understand red patent leather. They don’t get the fact that the more uncomfortable the shoe, the more attractive it is. They don’t suffer for vanity sake. They wear docksiders. They wear Nikes.
I have just returned from yet another shoe expedition with two more pairs. I am aware that I only have two feet, so why do I own shoes in the triple digits?
There are 365 days in the year, silly. The real question is-- why do I have only one closet?