|Just coffee please, ACEO|
As a rule (I know its not good for you so don’t judge me) I never eat breakfast. I just can’t seem to work up much of an appetite in the mornings. If you think about it there is not much to choose from. So since Creative Tuesdays at goodteatoo.blogspot.com the theme is breakfast I had to really think hard about this one.
On the other hand, breakfast is my husband’s favorite meal. He can eat it morning, noon and night. Me, I like variety and breakfast doesn’t have a lot of that unless you consider the way you cook your eggs. Oh yeah, there are always sweets like cereals, donuts, and pancakes. These are also breakfast-approved items, but…whom might I ask does the approving?
I would like to know who wrote the breakfast rules. If you eat a hamburger before the clock strikes 12 will the breakfast police arrest you? I guess if you really wanted to shake things up you could have a pepperoni pizza.
Restaurants must have a copy of the breakfast rulebook. Just you try and order something that is not on that limited list before the designated time frame. I pull into a drive-through at 10:30 a.m. and tell the cheerful but garbled voice that I would like a cheeseburger. (I know I shouldn’t but cut me some slack here, like you don’t break your diet once in a while)
“You want what?”
“We don’t serve cheeseburgers before 11:30. How about a sausage and egg biscuit?”
Don’t misunderstand me I like eggs in moderation, but I settle for the breakfast of un-champions…coffee, black.